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Z perspektywy Poldonu wygl\u0105da to pewnie tak, \u017ce jeste\u015bmy na permanentnych wakacjach – wylegujemy si\u0119 w s\u0142o\u0144cu, zanurzamy swe boskie cia\u0142a w ciep\u0142ym oceanie, kontemplujemy przyrod\u0119, popijaj\u0105c drinka. \u00a0Mieszkamy w raju i pierdzimy t\u0119cz\u0105 o zapachu gumy balonowej.<\/p>\n

Figa z makiem.<\/p>\n

Je\u015bli jedziesz za granic\u0119, \u017ceby pracowa\u0107, to niezale\u017cnie od okoliczno\u015bci przyrody robisz te same \u00a0lub podobne rzeczy, jakie robi\u0142by\u015b u siebie na dzielni. A s\u0142odkie dziateczki tak samo potrafi\u0105 Ci\u0119 zagotowa\u0107, jak w Polsce. Po pierwszym zach\u0142y\u015bni\u0119ciu okoliczno\u015bciami przyrody przychodzi normalne \u017cycie, pla\u017c\u0119 widzisz raz w tygodniu, w weekend. Je\u015bli postawisz ultimatum m\u0119skiej cz\u0119\u015bci rodziny, kt\u00f3ra ju\u017c zdaje si\u0119 pla\u017c\u0119 ma w powa\u017caniu i wola\u0142aby gra\u0107 na kompie przez ca\u0142y dzie\u0144.<\/p>\n

Od poniedzia\u0142ku do pi\u0105tku, je\u015bli nie chcesz by\u0107 garbatym flakiem od siedzenia przed komputerem, albo za kierownic\u0105 samochodu, wstajesz oko\u0142o sz\u00f3stej rano, \u017ceby wyplu\u0107 troch\u0119 p\u0142uc na porannej przebie\u017cce. W og\u00f3le nie wierz\u0119, \u017ce to m\u00f3wi\u0119, ale stan agonalny, kiedy czuj\u0119 \u017ce w\u0142a\u015bnie tu zaraz-teraz skonam, moje p\u0142uca przeszywa \u015bmierciono\u015bna strzaa\u0142aaaa… \u00a0powoli zamienia si\u0119 w stan przyjemno\u015bci, mo\u017cna nawet odwa\u017cnie powiedzie\u0107 – euforii. Jeszcze, \u017ceby stawanie o 5:30 by\u0142o \u0142atwiejsze. Ma\u0142e zwyci\u0119stwa.<\/p>\n

Od poniedzia\u0142ku do pi\u0105tku, robisz bachorom kanapki do szko\u0142y, \u015bniadanie, check lista – mundur czysty i wyprasowany, plecaki spakowane (gdzie Twoja czapka?), \u015bniadanie (nie spakowa\u0142e\u015b wody!), basen (gdzie masz czepek?), czapka na g\u0142ow\u0119, woda… jak ju\u017c p\u00f3jd\u0105, mo\u017cesz zaj\u0105\u0107 si\u0119 ogarni\u0119ciem pandemonium, kt\u00f3re po sobie zostawili (odliczam dni, kiedy zacznie do nas przychodzi\u0107 pani do sprz\u0105tania), pralka, zmywarka, \u0142achy, pod\u0142ogi… i po godzinie lub dw\u00f3ch, mo\u017cesz odpali\u0107 komputer i rozpocz\u0105\u0107 oddawanie si\u0119 korporacji. Przerwa na kurs po dzieci, obiad, dalej oddajesz si\u0119 korporacji i nagle puff, dzie\u0144 p\u0119k\u0142, jest 18-19, zaraz zachodzi s\u0142o\u0144ce.<\/p>\n

Pracowanie z domu wymaga codziennych rytu\u0142a\u0142\u00f3w, prysznic, ubra\u0107 si\u0119 (nie w kostium k\u0105pielowy) i du\u017co higieny – oddzielania, kiedy ko\u0144czy si\u0119 praca, a zaczyna \u017cycie prywatne. Praca online z lud\u017ami wymaga wi\u0119cej wysi\u0142ku, a ze wzgl\u0119du na r\u00f3\u017cnice czasowe – kombinowania. Bycie tylko awatarem bywa bardzo frustruj\u0105ce.<\/p>\n

Ale, \u017ceby nie by\u0142o, \u017ce smutno i nawi\u0105zuj\u0105c do poprzedniego wpisu, stanowczo stwierdzam, \u017ce po\u015bwi\u0119cenie 2 kolejnych sob\u00f3t na umycie i oklejenie wszystkich okien, celem zamontowania moskitier jest niczym w por\u00f3wnaniu z tym, jak poprawia si\u0119 komfort \u017cycia. Ma\u0142e zwyci\u0119stwa 2!<\/p>\n

Za to jak przyjdzie weekend i wymusisz wycieczk\u0119 w plener, mo\u017ce zdarzy\u0107 si\u0119 taka oto sytuacja, kt\u00f3ra rekompensuje wszystkie poniedzia\u0142ki i pi\u0105te trzydzie\u015bci.
\nCze\u015b\u0107!<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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